Friday, August 29, 2008

Conversations with DJ, the Text Message Edition

310******* I'm bored what are you doing?
317******* Sodomizing dead babies. It's all the rage in ny.
310******* Them babies ain't gonna rape themselves
317******* I know it.
310******* I have been boning my new gf indiscriminately. i boned her 8 times the other day!
317******* You stud.
310******* I know. My balls hurt.
317******* They're sapped.
310******* They've colored the walls
317******* Ew
310******* Offwhite, that is
317******* I got that
310******* It was glorious. Like the fountains at the bellagio.
317******* How does Riry* feel about all this?
310******* She likes to watch. She gets in the way.
317******* She's jealous.
310******* Jearous.
317******* I'm gonna blog this when I get home tonight.

*Riry: DJ's dog, Lily.

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