Sorry to have been so absent these past couple weeks. Here is the bullet point rundown of what I've been up to.

• School started
• Inundated with homework
• Social life
• Psychedelic-induced cosmic adventuring and consciousness expansion
• Sex life
• Sleep life
• Coffee
• Cigarettes
  

That's about as basic as it gets. I am working on some pieces which are full of witty literary devices and metaphor. I would say I'll have them up soon, but now that my days are full of half-fulfilled obligations, I don't want to get your hopes up. Use your imagination to read between the bulleted lines.