drunk math

S: i hope she likes drunk people!

A: who doesn't?

S: sober people. i think it's a scientific law

S: like P^d*n+1=S+a*n+1

S: or, a Person to the drunk multiplied by (number of drinks plus one) ((because its always one too many))=a Sober person plus annoyance times number of drinks plus 1

S: pretty good eh? my problem with math was that i never found it interesting. it should have been like this.